ever want to smash someone’s face with a bat?

last night (after 2:30am!) someone smashed the passenger side window of my car and stole my ipod.  keep in mind this was in the driveway at my parent’s house, which is tucked deep in a corner of a residential area in the normally-crime-free city of bellevue, wa.  and the worst part is that i usually always bring it inside with me.  the one night i don’t, the iThief makes his move. 

i’ll get you, motherfucker.

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posted by thomas on February 10th, 2008| categories: rants |

5421 Comments

  1. Posted February 10, 2008 at 3:34 pm | Permalink

    that sucks, but i feel your pain, my ipod was stolen along with my wallet when i went to pittsburg a couple of months ago.

  2. Posted February 10, 2008 at 3:40 pm | Permalink

    wow, all that for an ipod? any horror stories like that from being on the road?

  3. julie
    Posted February 10, 2008 at 4:17 pm | Permalink

    omg, thats so terrible. people can be so stupid. If it makes u feel better, on friday my dog ate my ipod. and thats the 2nd time it happened. I just still can’t believe someone would break into ur car and steal ur ipod.

  4. Zachary
    Posted February 10, 2008 at 7:13 pm | Permalink

    someone totally broke into my car last year and stole my cd player/radio which made my ipod useless, i know how you feel. in other news my ipod spent all of last night surrounded by snow and miracle of all miracles still worked this morning!!!

  5. kevin
    Posted February 10, 2008 at 8:55 pm | Permalink

    ah that sucks! maybe it was Steve Jobs – i mean, he probably invented iTheifery

  6. Posted February 11, 2008 at 5:15 am | Permalink

    Wow…One of my friends had that happen to him. The irony of the situation is that they smashed the window, but he hadn’t even locked the door.

  7. Samantha Ivy
    Posted February 11, 2008 at 10:17 am | Permalink

    Damn, that sucks…I’d flip out if that happened to me, my iPod is fairly new and I don’t think I could live without it, haha :-P

  8. cheyenne
    Posted February 11, 2008 at 10:41 am | Permalink

    oh man, that’s terrible!

  9. Mae.
    Posted February 11, 2008 at 2:48 pm | Permalink

    Aw, man. I’m sorry.
    -buys you a new iPod with all my birthday money?- :D

  10. Peteyboy
    Posted February 11, 2008 at 3:15 pm | Permalink

    that sucks. my sister’s got stolen but someone probably just reached into her bag when she wasn’t looking.

  11. rachel
    Posted February 11, 2008 at 6:57 pm | Permalink

    i always make it a point to make my electronic devices look shitty so no one steals them. my cell phone looks like an animal has been chewing on it, and my mp3 player (a creative zen vision, which in my experience is far superior to that of an ipod) is A, not an ipod, and B also looks kinda gross. I still own both. : )

  12. Roy
    Posted February 11, 2008 at 8:30 pm | Permalink

    you should post the clip from pulp fiction

  13. thomas
    Posted February 11, 2008 at 11:48 pm | Permalink

    jeannie,
    we were always really lucky with theft on the road. i know way too many who had shit stolen though (especially in detroit for some reason. that place scares me..).

  14. cheyenne
    Posted February 12, 2008 at 3:10 am | Permalink

    hah, i used to live near detroit. it scared me too.

  15. Denise
    Posted February 12, 2008 at 5:57 am | Permalink

    *shakes head* horrific!!!! Sorry man.

  16. Posted February 12, 2008 at 12:56 pm | Permalink

    i remember i saw men, women, and children at northeastern and a few days beforehand they hand their entire trailer stolen which added up to $40,000+ and their insurance didnt even cover half of it. : T
    I guess you should knock on wood next time you’re there.

  17. Zachary
    Posted February 12, 2008 at 6:11 pm | Permalink

    so did they get a copy of the new forgive durden album with the ipod?

  18. thomas
    Posted February 13, 2008 at 12:41 pm | Permalink

  19. Posted February 13, 2008 at 2:32 pm | Permalink

    wow. that really sucks.
    i do love the word you made up.
    “iThief”
    hahaha

  20. Kristin
    Posted February 13, 2008 at 6:29 pm | Permalink

    That is terrible news, and I am quite sorry for your loss. Good luck with your quest of smashing faces, although I must say this entry was completely worth it simply because someone up there said their dog had eaten their iPod. Twice.

  21. Pacomom
    Posted February 13, 2008 at 9:06 pm | Permalink

    I have a 30 gb Ipod that only copies songs about 30% of the time and freezes frequently. Second sup par apple device I owned. You are welcome to have it.

  22. Denise
    Posted February 14, 2008 at 4:43 pm | Permalink

    Do you think it was someone who knows you who took it? Some punk neighbor kid? Random theif? *wonders what else was on it… Pretty.Odd*

  23. mikey
    Posted February 14, 2008 at 8:12 pm | Permalink

    yo where can you get the when youre alone you’re not alone cd?

  24. Samantha Ivy
    Posted February 15, 2008 at 11:20 am | Permalink

    You know what? I just found out my friend had her camera, cell phone, AND iPod stolen yesterday, all three of ‘em at once. At least THAT didn’t happen to you! :-P

  25. Posted February 16, 2008 at 12:46 pm | Permalink

    in bellevue? how in the world…that’s like the super upperclass part of western wa. the fact that there’s burglars over there is pure blasphemy to me.

  26. Bryan
    Posted February 17, 2008 at 11:17 pm | Permalink

    This exact same thing happened to me back in May. Nice suburban area, left my ipod in my car parked in my parents driveway, someone smashed the window and jacked it. I’m sorry to hear about it :(

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    I can completely commiserate on the shit scenario that you just described (and by ‘just described’ I mean ‘described back in February’). About two weeks ago someone smashed out the passenger window of my car with a crow bar, which also scratched up the door and crushed the headrest. For all their hard work, they were only able to scamper off with my (very old) iPod, my work uniform, and my backpack filled with all the notes for all my college classes. To make matters worse, I had taken the backpack with me to Africa while I was working on an archaeological dig, so it had lots of sentimental value. Smash someone’s face with a bat, you say? I’ll see your bat and raise you a sledgehammer.

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